Skanky Mamas

I have to wonder what children must think about their white trash skanky mamas..?

Seriously, I saw one at the mall today with her son, who must have been about 8. She was overly spray tanned, tattooed out the wazoo, and wearing skinny jeans and a tube top. Now, I am not a prude by any stretch of the imagination but I think there comes a time when one must forgo the old bar-hopping outfits and don something a bit more motherly. I mean, I have been accused of popping out a bit too much cleavage here and there myself but I looked like a Muslim woman in a burka compared to her!

I have to wonder...does she have any idea how much her wardrobe is gonna screw up her kid?

Think about it...at some point in this boy's life he is going to be embarrassed by the fact that Mommy looks like an inked up whore. Somewhere down the line he is going to be forced to defend her "honor" against the comments from all the other prepubescent, overly hormonal tweens that will inevitably make "your mama" jokes and lewd comments.

Poor boy.

So, I beg of you, white trash mamas go put some clothes on and wash off one or two layers of your cover Girl! For the sake of your children!